This year I’ve signed on as a columnist for Mask Magazine. Look for my monthly horoscopes in the new online magazine for stylish degenerates.

Random horoscope from February:


Your empathy is not an inexhaustible resource. Sure, you’re adept at keeping your head through the onslaught of other people’s poly drama, house woes, and collective shitstorms, but what does all that sympathetic listening do to your voice? Strategy A: Imitate the urban mockingbird and weave the whole cacophony of car alarms and sirens into your own song. Strategy B: Aggressively seek out and defend spaces of silence.

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